"Your Trip Will Be Along Shortly"
the following is a TRUE STORY
Okay, there's this chick at a concert. She and her friends decide to drop some acid. So this chick, we'll call her Sarah, drops three hits. A normal amount. She waits the required time, but nothing seems to be happening... So... she drops three more. Now the concert is going good, but she wishes that she was enjoying it as much as everyone else. They're all having a great old time. Well, the required time for the last three hits comes and goes and just as she's about to tell her friend that she needed a few more hits , out of the corner of her eye she sees this little green man. He's dressed in a little green suit, he's carrying a little green clipboard and he's walking straight towards her. He says, "Are you Sarah?" She says, "Yes." Then he looks at his little green clipboard and shuffles through the little green papers clipped to it and says, "I'm really sorry, but alot of people are taking LSD at this concert. We are a little backed up, you see. Please be patient. Your trip will be along shortly." He then checks her name off a list on a piece of little green paper with a little green pen, quickly turns and walks away. Within minutes, Sarah begins what will become the greatest trip of her life.
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